| 1. | Shut your mouse! | ||
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For use when telling somebody to be quiet on the internet. Shut your mouth would not be appropriate because they are not using their mouth as a part of the conversation. You know they say that Ronald McDonald is one bad mother... "Shut your mouse!"
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| 2. | Hush your mouse! | ||
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It is the more socially acceptable way of saying "shut your mouse" which is a way of telling somebody on the internet to be quiet. You know that they say that Grimmace is one bad mother... "Hush your mouse!"
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| 3. | miraffadillo | ||
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a cross between mouse, a giraffe, and an armadillo. also, can be shaped into a topiary to make your yard a beautiful amazing place!!!!! elyse: omg it looks like a mouse a giraffe and a armadillo.... WHAT IS IT????
courtney: omg its like..... a miraffadillo!!!!!!!!!! |
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| 4. | Mouse in the wall | ||
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Someone who won't shut up at a sleepover or any other event in which one is trying to get to sleep but won't shut up, or will wake up in the middle of the night and start making noises or talking. 3:00 AM
Bob: ....and I was like "whoa, dude! Like, no!" You know where I'm coming from, right? You: (Face in pillow, trying to sleep) MMmmmph......... Bob: Oh! And there was this other time when......... ohhh... let me think.... oh yeah! So we were at Six Flags and this guy came up to us and we were freaking out and stuff... guess why! You: (Face still shoved in pillow) MMmmmph. Bob: He was all cut up and stuff! .........................oh. I just realized why. Wow. I'm such an idiot. You: Ymmmmmmmmmmm thnnnnnnnnk? (You were trying to say 'You think?', but it came out like that since your face was shoved in the pillow) Bob: No, not he was pink, it was Halloween! You: (Rising up from the pillow, you're now really irritated) WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!? YOU'RE SUCH A MOUSE IN THE WALL!!!! |
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| 5. | hobag | ||
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A word i created in 1999 When i was repeatedly calling people ho's and bag 'o' hos when i finally combined the 2 as "hobag" if you say it and someone has that blank look on their face you must elaborate such as "Your a whole bag of hos just clawwing their way out!" "Shut up!"
"Get a life you hobag" ":L" "Thats rights, your just a whole bag of hos trying to get out" |
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| 6. | tottenham | ||
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Carling 'Micky mouse' Cup winning 'football'club from the Jewish side of North London. Their team consists of west ham rejects and sicknote crocks. despite spurs boasting their many 'English' players, these so called internations, such as Jenas and Lennon are no where near the full England squad.
Support consists of deluded fans who believe they actually won a REAL trophy in the shape of the carling cup, and whose victory over Arsenal reserves ranks as their best ever result in their trophy-bare history. support base generally consists of kebab shop workers, abu hamza, inbreds, Raggi Omars and David Pleat. "We won the Carling Cup!! get in!! Finally, a trophy to put in our moth-ridden trophy cabinet"
"shut your stupid mouth, its only the micky mouse cup you deluded tottenham fools" |
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| 7. | chouse | ||
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A really awkward person that looks like a chicken/mouse animal. But, is also a super-bitch sometimes. Rachel: Lauren and Carey, your so weird.
Lauren and Carey: Shut the hell up Rachel! At least we aren't a chouse! |
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