a phrase used when you don't want to say shut the "F" up instead.
person #1 I hope you die!
person #2 shut the front door, and be quite!
More publicly acceptable and FCC-friendly version of S.T.F.U.
, originally coined by Buckethead on WJRR Radio.
"You slept with your girlfriend's sister and her mom? Shut the front door!"
A phrase used not as a substitute for 'Shut the fuck up', but rather when the front door requires shutting.
Person 1: Can you shut the front door please?
Person 2: Yeah, sure. *shuts the front door*
A expression used when mad or angry. A replacement For Shut the Fuck up
Shut the f* up
Are you serious?
When someone states the obvious.
Susie: "They told me that the moon will not shine forever."
Sam: "Shut the front door!"
Politically correct way of saying, Shut the fuck up when at work or in front of parents etc
Boss: We have tos stay back Friday night for 2 hours to order new brochures
Employee: Shut the front door!
NOT used for S.T.F.U. replacement but for a more light hearted "Get the F* outta here" "I can't believe it" banter used mainly by "valley" type girls.
Vicky:Ohh, I just got this Gucci sweater for only $75.
Cindy: Shut the front door!! that's awsome!
When you want to tell a person to shut up, you can be nice and say "hey dude, shut the fphhhhhr..ront door". The person will expect that you will say shut the fuck up.
Payten: bla bla bla bla
Reggie: hey, shut the f........ront door, its getting cold in here.