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A large unexpected burp which causes you to shit at the same time.
That shurp just burned through my pants!
by 2quickmick February 19, 2009
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a burp that smells like shit
"What the hell did you eat? That was the grossest shurp I have ever smelled! Did you have beets and cottage cheese?"
by connorsji January 16, 2009
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A word that can be used to replace any word and mean almost anything on the planet. 
Domo: "Can you stop cheating"
Shard: "Uhh shurp"
Dom: "Did you shurp that girl yet nigga?"
Shard:"Shurp. Nigga can you stop asking me hella shurps."
by Shurpstar September 05, 2012
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When you burp, but shit accidentally comes out.
Dude, during band today Stephen totally shurped into his bass clarinet. It was freaking nasty.
by G.L.O.C. July 18, 2009
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A shit burp
After a dog has eaten feces, it comes in the house and burps on you - resulting in a shurp - a god-awful bodily function that smells worse than a normal dog fart or burp.
by Chop Piggy February 23, 2010
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the brief moment in time when one expels a large belch at the same time as completing and big relieving shit.

often gives the shurper a great feeling of relief and accomplishment
That shurp was amazing; felt better than sex.
by ecali March 08, 2010
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To draw an excessive amount of air into the mouth, while having the right hand over the mouth at the same time
Ross did a shurp after I told him he has no friends!
by Kinkzor April 21, 2006
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