by eben April 8, 2003
by Skaiderade April 6, 2015
by morgan smeltz May 3, 2008
by DeezBolas July 2, 2018
When you see your friend from a few feet away and as you go to shake his hand this awkward moment happens he gives you a fist bump, and you end up putting your hand on his fist.
by Srfaloha January 24, 2017
A shower and a dump at the same time. Shumps usually take place in the handicap showers at the pool that double as toilet stalls. The shumping process usually consists of the subject stripping down naked, grabbing the detachable shower head, and holding it over themselves as they drop logs. It's also environmentally friendly as long as you're not in California because the shower head can double as a bidet.
Jake: "Hey man, where were you?"
Tim: "I was taking a massive shump. Dude, my asshole has never felt cleaner."
Jake: "Holy bejesus, I gotta try that some time!"
Tim: "I was taking a massive shump. Dude, my asshole has never felt cleaner."
Jake: "Holy bejesus, I gotta try that some time!"
by Shwifty Supreme August 30, 2015
When you cum on someone (face,mouth,etc.) and the partner wasn't expecting it and in a fit of rage collects the cum in their hand and then slaps the other partner in the face.
by AFROSAMURAI05 May 13, 2016