The ultimate form of being owned. To be owned greatly.
Tim's girl ran off with a 7-year-old. He has been shffpwnd.
1. v. To harm, hurt, or insult someone or something; to win.
2. adj. Distasteful or bad in some way.
1. John shuffpwnd Marcus' guitar with a sledgehammer.
2. The band played a shuffpwn set.