Knee Shuffler 

When two people grab a moment of sexual passion up against a wall or kitchen unit and you get the quick shuffling of knees....trembling with passion.

Hi babe, fancy a quick knee shuffler before the kids get home?

Knee Shuffler by WookieCookie77 July 18, 2020

shuffler

Someone in a minimum wage job with no prospects. So-called because of the snail paced speed they shuffle from one task to another. The only time they move at any speed is when going to their breaks or leaving work. Usually employed in the cleaning and fast-food industries

*door 20 yards away is heard opening*
*2 minutes later*

A: I thought I heard that door open
B: Yeah I called for a cleaner, it'll be one of the shufflers, give it another minute or so

shuffler by Iain1977 February 22, 2008

Shuffleromancy 

A method of divination through setting your music playlist to shuffle.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Ask a question
3. Press play
4. Whatever song that plays has the answer

Shuffleromancy is the new magic eight ball - with lyrics!

Shuffleromancy by Heloise July 23, 2008

Diplomatic Shuffler 

A person who bullies others in online gaming using only 3 words at a time. A person who was homeschooled using only picture books.

Hey RoughToy who is that diplomatic shuffler who keeps sending me messages?

Diplomatic Shuffler by PickleMan840 August 16, 2020

Duck Shuffler 

When you get all your ducks in a row and some asshole comes around and shuffles them up

God Damn duck shuffler fucked everything up

Duck Shuffler by tonichoni July 16, 2021

Butt Shuffler 

a gay man with a variety of sex partners to choose from.

Dude omar had sex with another guy last night, what a butt shuffler.

Butt Shuffler by Iswallowedsomevomit January 16, 2009

Shuffler

Someone who has the inability to continue listening to a song on his/her iPod for over thirty seconds.

The DJ ended up being a Shuffler and I would only hear 10 seconds of every good song.

Shuffler by 7evin May 28, 2008