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Verb - A unique form of affection that can only be truly demonstrated by an entity normally crippled with anxiety (such as 'possums). "Slubbing" is a completely platonic act of attempting to nuzzle beyond what conventional physics would normally allow, given the normal limitations of two distinct objects occupying the same space at the same time. So, the slubber continuously adjusts the snuggle as if in an attempt to find some glitch allowing them to clip through the slubbee as if reality itself were still in alpha test.
The 'possum has accepted her grape and has been Slubbing her for 20 minutes.
Slubbing by Ddymus May 11, 2021
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The act of addressing an issue indirectly that someone has created by saying it out loud and without referring directly to the individual.
Students knew the teacher was subbing when he warned the class about the consequences of arriving late to school only after Johnny appeared 20 minutes late.
Subbing by Chuymosca April 19, 2018
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I heard they was subbin on the snap, im finna run their hands.
subbin by imvginvry January 29, 2018

shrubbin 

Having sex with a girl that has a hairy vagina.
Man, we already got with all the hot girls around here. Dude we could always go shrubbin.

When going shrubbin, one should always scout out the pubic region for wildlife including crabs, scabies, and even ring-tailed lemurs.
shrubbin by Jason Bond December 14, 2008

Shrubbing 

When you're trying to find the clit and your hand gets lost in the chick's bush.
Gary: so what happened with that bitch last night? Kevin: tried to finger her pussy, but i ended up just shrubbing. Gary: ew dude fuck.
Shrubbing by kevin&gary October 17, 2010
(verb, adverb) when one is in the voice chat, but is not responsive and in fact not at their computer at all.

Definition remains the same whether the party in question is deafened or not.
Yo Ryan is Stubbin' rn, he's been in the voice chat for 3 days and hasn't said a single word. He's straight Stubbin'!
Stubbin' by tomhanks2019 August 24, 2019

stubbing your toe 

Inexplicable pain beyond fucking measure. Unimaginable aching. Worse than giving birth to a porcupine.
1. I stubbed my toe on the wall FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan