Tyrone: "Fear not oh impatient one, this chinese chopstick can be used as a shtoob."
Gertrude: "Thanks Tyrone, hey what do you think happens if i put my finger in a plug socket..."
-Oh yeah, that'd be pretty shtoobs, considering what happened up in NY while we were on break.
-Yeah, word is bond, so I just said Hi.
Pearl: SHTOOBS neezie
Steve: man, did you piece on that bitch last night.
Pearl: dude i hit it for an hour and then released my shtoobs on her face.