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4. shrump
A dirty old man that sniffs little girls bicycle seats.
"That man just shrumped that little girls bicycle seat!"
1. Shrump
The piece of skin on a penis where the scrotum meets the shaft, this piece of skin is sensitive and can get extremely itchy and irritable. It also may get sweaty during Sexual Intercourse.

Shrumping: A weird sexual pleasure/fetish where the male lifts up his penis and rubs his "sweaty shrump" on the upper lip of the other sexual partner.
I have an Itchy Shrump.
2. Shrump
Ingesting psychadelic mushrooms then umpiring a baseball game.
You be first base shrump, i'll be home plate shrumpire.
3. shrump
a small person, normally quite annoying and charv like with stunted growth

( an insult) (can be used as a joke)
person 1. oi shrump, get over here!

charv. naa leek ya lookin for a fight ya puuaa hippy, i'll deck ya!

person 1. Kills charv...
5. shrump
Somewhere between scrumpin' and scroggin'. You scrump or scrog a chick, but you shrump someone you have deeper feelings for.
"Yo, thickage, did you scrog KCsLuvPi tonite?"

"Negative, G. I shrumped her in the living room under candlelight and soft music."
by thickage Dec 20, 2004 add a video
6. shrump
Shrimp farts... Farts you get after having sushi
Boy... that sushi gave me the shrumps!
by Rick Jan 26, 2005 add a video
7. shrump
The lump an emerging mushroom makes in the forest floor.
I found the first mushrooms today because I noticed the shrumps.

King Boletes make large shrumps.
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