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A form of plant. Not too big or expensive.
"You must bring us... A shrubbery!"
SHRUBBERY by Juke March 25, 2004
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An unreasonable request added to a task by someone who wishes you to fail. From the Monty Python "Knights who say Ni" sketch.
Bob: "In order to convince me that global warming is real, you will have to show that all temperatures everywhere on the globe are setting records at all times."

Bill: "Uh huh. Would you like a Shrubbery as well?"
Shrubbery by Al Benedict June 28, 2013

shrubbin 

Having sex with a girl that has a hairy vagina.
Man, we already got with all the hot girls around here. Dude we could always go shrubbin.

When going shrubbin, one should always scout out the pubic region for wildlife including crabs, scabies, and even ring-tailed lemurs.
shrubbin by Jason Bond December 14, 2008

Shrubbing 

When you're trying to find the clit and your hand gets lost in the chick's bush.
Gary: so what happened with that bitch last night? Kevin: tried to finger her pussy, but i ended up just shrubbing. Gary: ew dude fuck.
Shrubbing by kevin&gary October 17, 2010
We will return here with a shrubbery. One that looks nice, and not too expensive.
SHRUBBERY by Robbie July 9, 2004

roger the shrubber 

a main part in monty phthon and the holy grail as he is a shrubber.
(roger the shrubber)"are you saying ni to that old woman" .(king arthur)"uuummm,yes".(roger)"ooohhh what sad times are these when passing ruffeins can say ni at will to old ladies"