sharting shortstop

A shortstop that sharts.

The sharting shortstop needed to call time out to clean his baseball pants.

sharting shortstop by New Fred December 25, 2022

Canadian Shortstop

unexpectedly fingering the butthole during a more typical sexual activity; between second and third bases

Hey Dana, don't let that hockey player Canadian shortstop you!

Canadian Shortstop by queenbeardIII May 1, 2009

Shitstopher Reeves 

When you take a shit for so long that you make your legs go numb. When you try and stand up you fall onto the floor.

Dude i sat on the toilet so long last night that i pulled a Shitstopher Reeves and smashed my head off the floor.

Shitstopher Reeves by CroppingMeat November 2, 2011

shartstop 

Successfully clenching one's sphincter to avoid the dreaded shart. shartstopped (verb).

Feeling his stomach and colon percolate, Billy had to perform two shartstops within a three minute period in order to avoid soiling his pants.

shartstop by blutarsky October 18, 2006

shitstop

When one needs to break up their current activity for the sole purpose of defecation.

"Dude, we gotta stop this jog and find some bushes for a shitstop. I got a growler the size and temper of grandma coming."

shitstop by SkyFood June 14, 2009

shortstop 

To use salt, pepper or condiment yourself before passing it to the person who requested it, typically done to exert dominance over requestor.

Man, every time I ask Mark to pass the salt, he fucking shortstops it and uses it first, whether he needs it or not.

shortstop by Mark Scott 69 April 21, 2008

Shortstop 

Up the skirt, undies still on. If this is as far as you get, its only slightly less frustrating than repeatedly taking a shovel to the head. Often resulting in blue balls. Stopping a guy at shortstop was ruled cruel and unusual punishment by the Geneva Convention of 1946.

See also first and a half base.

I thought I was gonna get some poontang last night, but just as I was about to give her the Shocker she stopped me at shortstop. So I had to go home and play with my Trogdor.

Shortstop by Anonymous March 16, 2003