shrödinger's douchebag 

shrödinger's douchebag is someone who will say something controversial, or rude and wait to see their reaction.

The shrödinger's douchebag will then stay with their Statment, or say "it's just a joke" After getting a bad response.

shrödinger's douchebag: Stacy is a fucking whore, I can't believe her.

Guy #1: Dude, what the hell?

shrödinger's douchebag: It's just a joke! Don't take it seriously!!

shrödinger's douchebag by pancreas_Stabber_69 March 17, 2020

Shrodinger's fart 

The moments when, feeling the fabric leave your arse cheeks, but it could be either a large fart bubble or a sneaky poo. Unsure if it's fart or shart, it being considered to be simultaneously both fart and shart until your pants are dropped & the remnants observed.

"Oh man, I had way to much Guinness to drink last night. I woke up this morning and had to run to the loo after a Shrodinger's fart"

Shrodinger's fart by ShrodingerFart May 22, 2016

shrodinger's rizz 

When a person hits on someone and then decides whether they were joking or not based on the replies they get.

Person 1: "Whats your body count?"
Person 2: "3"
Person 1: "We could make it 4"

Ending 1:
Person 2: "Ok, lets do it"

Ending 2:
Person 2: "Ew, no"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2: "Clearly shrodinger's rizz "

shrodinger's rizz by Raisin_Bran_Is_Bad February 1, 2023

Shrödinger's Penis 

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Shrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

Shrödinger's Penis by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018

Shrodinger’s 420

a way of making a 4:20 smoke session that you weren't properly prepared for by not checking a clock again after seeing it says 4:20. According to Shrodinger, it is both still 4:20 and not 4:20 so long as you don’t see a clock, so take your time and smoke when ready!

Dude, we’re gonna have to do a Shrodinger’s 420 because I still have to roll a joint!

Shrodinger’s 420 by CannaWhoopA55 April 28, 2020

Shrodinger’s Irony 

One who makes statements online and decides whether they were being “ironic” or treating it as a normal post depending on others’ reactions. Refer to Shrodingers douchebag.

Group Chat 1: Men are hot
Person 1: So true
Group Chat 2: Are men hot
Person 1: wtf no thats gay
Person 2: Shrodinger’s Irony at work

Shrodinger’s Irony by smilesguy January 24, 2023

Shrodinger's Bigot 

A person that constantly makes bigoted remarks & comments and then decides whether they were joking or not based on the replies they get. When they inevitably cross the line they blame trauma, the way they were raised, their neurodivergence and/or the actual victim - They will do everything except take accountability unless the offense is frivolous optics & requires no true change on their part. Then they'll gaslight & manipulate the victim for being upset.
Shrodinger's Bigots are obsessed with making sure everyone views them as a good person - Grade A abuser & asshole

Raven: *Watching offensive videos & laughing at a black person being compared to a monkey*
Sorra: That's really racist & not funny-
Raven: I'm joking about it so that I don't feel bad, I actually hate white people because my dad is a racist prick, I'm autistic
Sorra: You should probably go to therapy to get that worked through, jokes like that make this relationship really uncomfortable
Raven: I'm very introspective, I spend a lot of time thinking about why I do what I do so that I can understand myself. I'm not going to therapy just so they can tell me what I already know. I can't afford therapy.
Sorra: Ok then Shrodinger's bigot-

Shrodinger's Bigot by dreamingoutloud7673 January 20, 2023