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It's like having the shits but your turds look like they wents through a shredder
Sorry about your toilet, but I had the shrits.
by Nigga Jew March 26, 2007
a really bad shirt
oh look, here comes Sam, wearing another shrit.

i am going through my wardrobe, getting rid of my shrits.
by defoeboy October 09, 2013
Shrit is a word used to describe an overweight Scottsman.
Adam: "Well hello there Samule, you are looking quite Shrit this evening."
Samule: "Why thank you Adam old chap, as are you."
Both: Drinking profusely
by Mr. Mike September 12, 2004