shrewed businessman 

A male member of the business class

that has been reduced in stature
to the level of a shrew,
or one who is henpecked;
not to be confused with a shrewd one.

Abbr: shrew'd

"That Wally was a shrewed businessman!"

"Yup, built hisself quite a empyre!"

shrewed businessman by Healing Practitioner17b June 20, 2009

Nick Screwed 

Screwed in life beyond belief. It could always be worse if you're not Nick screwed.

Dude, that's Nick screwed. At least you're not Nick screwed.

Nick Screwed by NickyD17 May 17, 2012

Shrewd negotiator

The definition of what Ed Bolian does for a living. Basically just lowballing exotic cars and flipping them later.

“I talked to her and offered $30k for the Lambo but, she wanted $75k. She was an shrewd negotiator so we met right in the middle at $30k.” - Ed Bolian, The Professional Shrewd Negotiator

Shrewd negotiator by what122 May 16, 2019

Shit-Screwed 

A word used to describe any situation that is indescribably fucked up. When used out of these dire situations, it is acceptable for the surrounding people to laugh and throw excrement. Whether "shit-screwed" is appropriate in a give situation is completely up to the present audience, and thusly should be used with caution.

Thing 1: Dick Cheney just loaded up my face with bird shot!
Thing 2: Ahhh, thats sucks dude. You got royally shit-screwed.

Thing 1: Don't I know it. That criminal fucking raped everything above my penis with his 12-guage.

Shit-Screwed by Mac____Crazy August 9, 2010

get shreked 

To get shreked is to be wreked by shrek or in shrek's presence.

that dude if about to get shreked. #getshreked
yo papa shrek would be proud

get shreked by papa shrek January 15, 2016

screwed the granny

To really mess up big time, to fuck up with massively significant consequences.
On futurama, when Fry, pulled one of the lanterns from the old church, ruining Paul Revere's midnight ride; Professor Farnsworth informed him of his screwup of historical proportions by saying: "Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time.".

"Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time."

"You read from the Necronomicon and unleash Lord Cthulhu on Australia?! Well, it looks like you've really screwed the granny on this one."

screwed the granny by Dark Lord Cthulhu October 16, 2013

You got screwed. 

What you say to your cellmates in central booking when they explain to you why they don't belong there. I recommend you rehearse these words because they can keep you from getting your ass kicked if you ever get arrested.

Really scary woman: He was the one pulling on my hair but the only reason they arrested me was 'cause he looked worse than me after I busted him in the head with that fire hydrant.

Me (meekly): You got screwed.

You got screwed. by genius-girl October 30, 2009