| 1. | shrewed businessman | ||
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A male member of the business class
that has been reduced in stature to the level of a shrew, or one who is henpecked; not to be confused with a shrewd one. Abbr: shrew'd |
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| 2. | balanuj | ||
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A Balanuj is fun, manipulative and shrewed. He can be your best friend and worst enemy at the same time. He likes to splurge money on random things, will have snickers for lunch so that he can splurge on scotch. He is a person who will tell you whats on his mind, but you still dont have the heart to trust him completely. He knows he should avoid unhealthy food, but is too selfish to think otherwise. A balanuj loves pork, any form of it. A balanuj is a bookworm. A balanuj loves wordly talks and walks. A Balanuj is the epitome of quirkyness.
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| 3. | schedule | ||
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A word often effiminitely mispronounced by elitists or pseudo-elitists, often faking, or using a real, British accent. The pronunciation of this word is: 'sKedyool' as opposed to the artsy and stupid: 'sHedyool.'
Proof of this finding is two fold. Firstly there is NO other commonly used, non-generic, English word which starts with 'sch' pronounced with the 'sh' sound. Secondly, any 'sh' word in the English language starts with those same two letters: 'sh' - for those reading this who pronounce 'schedule' 'sKedyool' I had to repeat the obvious! 'sh' words pronounced with the 'sh' sound:
shoe, shot, shit, should, sheik, shook, shoot, shew, shrew, shrewed, shell, she, shore, shone, shop, shall, sheep, sheen +++ Examples of 'sch' words pronounced with the 'sh' sound: ? Examples of 'sch' words pronounced with the 'sk' sound: school, schizophrenic, scheme, schematic, scholar, scholastic, schedule +++ Indeed there are words with the 'sh' sound which start with 'sch' but are derivitives or generic words from another language. Examples are: schnapps (Dutch), Schneider (German name), schnitzel (European cut of meat.) In closing - to best exemplify this - try using the word 'schizophrenic' in a sentence using the 'sh' sound. Max: *with a thick English accent* "I heard that Arthur's son does not attend Eton because he is a 'shitsophrenic.' Scott: "Indeed he does not attend Eton; but not because he is a 'skitsophrenic' but because he doesn't want to be around assholes like you who pronounce 'skedyool' 'shedyool!" |
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| 4. | Angad | ||
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A term referring to an individual for his brilliance and his proven track record. A legend in the field of business and history. He is the next Angad.
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| 5. | sandshrew | ||
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To place copious quantities of sand in a woman's ass Ashley got pissed off when I sandshrewed her at the beach
Daniel wish he hadn't sandshrewed Aly before he fucked her ass at the beach. Daniel's dick was raw for a week. |
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| 6. | Chinese | ||
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Known for being smart and hardworking, especially shrewed in doing business and setting up enterprises; Faced discrimination and ostracism where they constitute a significant minority but own a big chunk of economic pie, as in South East Asia. Hence they are also known as the Jews of the Orient, a parallel that is being drawn due to the outstanding achievements and discrimination faced by the Jews throughout history. You should learn from the Chinese! Don't just laze around and be smart!
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| 7. | Shrewing | ||
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'Shrewing' is the term given to lubricating the female shfincter with liquids not primarily designed for lubrication. Such liquids may include yoghurt, milkshake, toothpaste, irn bru and brylcream. Shrewing is usually used when anal sex is desired but the necessary lubricants are not readily available. 'oh shit i forgot to bring my vaseline'
'no worries, just shrew me with this chicken liver pate' 'im allergic to water based luricant, were gonna hav to do some shrewing if you want to penetrate my colon' 'fuck im out of lube, ill hav to shrew you with this fromage frais' |
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