by Reng June 12, 2008
1. adj. A state of being in which one does not feel as one should, as in being deliriously tired or completely and totally drunk beyond reasonable recovery.
2. n. Way of preparing or serving beef in shaved strips. Similar to ground beef.
2. n. Way of preparing or serving beef in shaved strips. Similar to ground beef.
1. Dan: How many Prairie Fires did you drink, man?
Jon: I had like six and now I'm completely shredded beef. I don't know what's going on.
2. Customer: I'd like two beef tacos.
Geoff: Would you like those with ground beef or shredded beef?
Jon: I had like six and now I'm completely shredded beef. I don't know what's going on.
2. Customer: I'd like two beef tacos.
Geoff: Would you like those with ground beef or shredded beef?
by C.O.K. Squad June 12, 2005
Using one's fingernails while wacking off. Causes the man-pole to bleed. Audie's brother invented it. Feels good.
Yesterday i had a boner all day so i went home and decided shredding the beef would be nice
I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.
I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.
by Appleman May 11, 2006
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