| 1. | shred chick | ||
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shred chicks are the most coveted girls around. they are passionate and sassy, and have amazing snowboarding skills. they will school you in the park, work you in the trees, and if you are very lucky, kiss you on the lift. the faint of heart and gear cannot hope to approach the shred chick. you must be up to the challenge. I am so in love with that shred chick, I just chased after her down the mountain.
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| 2. | muscle car | ||
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An idea which became popular in the 1940's lasting through the 1970's, although american, V-8 cars of today could technically be considered muscle cars as well. An uneducated stereotype would infer that a muscle car "Can't be fast" would be false and narrow minded. However a rebuttle stereotype that an import could not be fast is a stereotype as well. As much as muscle car owners and import owners are at each others throats, both concepts are similar. The american muscle car was founded upon the idea of taking a regular commuter car and cramming a high-output, high-horsepower engine into its unsuspecting frame. Which is EXACTLY what the modern day import was founded on. Both groups of automobiles need skill and performance parts to fulfill that idea that they were founded on. Looking at the statistics, a muscle car is no more than a standard, low-output, efficient car that was "slow" until the owner dropped the fabled V8 into the frame. Finally, the American companies (Ford, Dodge, Shelby, Pontiac, Buick, Chevy, etc.) caught onto this trend and begin putting the V8's in from the factory. Same concept applies with the modern day imports as the pioneers started with econonmy-commuter cars with high-horsepower and lightweight in mind. The Acuras/Hondas were fitted with customized turbos, DSM's (Diamond Star Motors) put out the 4G63 series (Eclipse, Talon, Laser,) both of which had great power-to-weight ratios when tuned properly, not to mention the nimble cornering ... more...
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| 3. | Gustavo Guerra | ||
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A Brazilian male from Curitiba, Brazil who learned to play guitar from his father Buby Guerra. He absolutely shreds, and won international guitar competition "Guitar Idol" in 2008. The prize was a ton of gear and the oppertunity to open a show for Joe Satriani, another guitar icon. No one will ever play like Gustavo Guerra. ever. I mean it, check him out on youtube. He plays like he hs thirteen fingers
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| 4. | shrediquette | ||
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A form of ediquette used by snowboarders and skiers on the mountian that know how to shred politely around the weekend renter crowd. Snowboarder A-Doode, that old asian guy made me go yadsale at the bottom of that kicker cause he was chillin on the flat.
Snowboarder B- Why didn't you just take him down too? Snowboarder A- Nah man that ain't me. Just cause he doesn't know whats going on up here doesn't mean i should throw shrediquette out the window. Snowboarder B- Good point bro. Snowboarder A- If it was Daniel Tosh I would of knocked his ass out then taken all his gear and money and then burried him in the snow naked. |
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| 5. | snowboarding outfit | ||
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the most outrageous, ridiculous and eye burning outfit you can find, the more you look like the color wheel threw up on you, the better. Pants have to be skin tight, and if you can't pull that off, they must be baggy and at the highest reaching your knees. jackets/hoodies must always be eight times larger than your frame. if you aren't wearing skullcandy headphones, you must kill yourself. the only acceptable goggles are the ones that do nothing for your sight, but are different looking. ***note that this only applies to douchebags that try too hard*** -"dude look at that guy's snowboarding outfit, he probably thinks he's sweet as fuck"
-"hahha what a tool" |
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| 6. | Ski Bunny Bummer | ||
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This exists when a female is seen in her ski/snowboard gear and appears to be really good looking. Later on in the lodge as she removes some layers you realize she's not as good looking as you thought. See also "Ski Bunny Bummer." You meet a hot bunny on the chairlift that can really shred and she invites you for a beer just for you to discover she's not so hot after all. This is where you can yell, "Ski Bunny Bummer!!!"
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| 7. | Bro-Tex | ||
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Sick gear used for skiing and boarding. Adapted from the word Gore-Tex, Bro-Tex is over the top outerwear consisting of bright colors and high price tags. Said gear must be current seasons or next season’s (ultimate example of Bro-Tex) style and can never be spotted on a gaper. If you claim Bro-Tex and your gear is spotted on a gaper, the only way to redeem yourself is to burn the gear in disgust or give the shit away as soon as possible. Kyle: Did you see Gary this morning rocking another Arc'teryx and Norrona setup?
D: Yeah it was insane; he looked like a neon beer sign. Kyle: Yeah for real, dude stays Bro-Texed out. |
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