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hideously amusing agonizing downside to douchey behavior

having been ass violated by numerous pieces of shrapnel penetrating the deep in the rectal area causing lifelong erectile dysfunction or permanent penis flaccidity
Wiping out in the shallows the coral reef sodomized him horribly. He unnatural desire to fuck her ass has been shralped. Orgasmic pleasure is cut off forever.
by real ow May 29, 2013

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