Shlastered 

Consuming as much Alcohol as possible in a certain time range. Eventually one will end up in the state of mind of being shit-faced/plastered. (Shlastered)

In PCB we were so fucking fed up with this ginger fuck named harris that we would just make sure he would get shlastered and pass out.

Shlastered by Harris is Bk May 4, 2009

Shplatter 

An inevitable side effect of haphazardly plunging a clogged toilet without taking the requisite precautionary measures to mitigate lateral property damage and thus, contain fecal stew within the bowl.

"What the hell happened in there? It's a mess!"

"I know, right? Bruce must have clogged the shitter, because anyone else would have plunged it without getting shplatter all over the walls."

Shplatter by Sure Lock Homes September 8, 2011

Splatterday 

To consume as much alcohol as you can until you splatter on any Saturday of the year. Vomiting, blacking out, and/or passing out can be considered "getting splattered".

Matt : Hey! Splatter day this weekend at my place?

Chase: I don't know man. Remember what happened last Splatterday?

Splatterday by FunnyAssMatt February 7, 2015

splatterdabs 

The little brown shit spots left on the toilet during a case of diarrhea

Someone had the shits again at work,they left little splatterdabsall over the toilet

splatterdabs by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

Splatterday 

A movie marathon of nothing but horror/thriller movies in which there are many scenes with excessive amount of blood, guts, and gore

Jenny: OMG Splatterday movies are so gross

David: Come on they're not that bad, I'm pretty sure the doctors will be able to sew her eyelids back on.

Splatterday by McStreamy December 14, 2012

Shplastered 

To be shit faced and plastered: also see the word Shmammered.

"We were Shmammered, Shplastered and straight up shit wrecked"

Shplastered by Exile Gunner February 4, 2010

shwasterd 

shit faced, wasted, and plastered

that girl was so shwasterd last night she hooked up with 5 guys

shwasterd by kiwi92 January 1, 2011