showpipe 

when you are hiding the fact that you inject methamphetamine from your gf/friends,so when you purchase said meth you pack yourself the tiniest pipe and smoke it infront of everyone making sure they all see. then with the remaining meth you sneak off and spike that vein.

"I'll just quickly have a little showpipe, then go for a shower and dang the rest" yyeeooww

showpipe by anonymous September 25, 2020

Showpiphany 

Noun: That moment in the shower where you have a profound realization.

Pronounced: SHUH-OW(the sound you make when something hurts)-PIF-ANNIE

I was in the shower this morning and had the craziest showpiphany! Listen to this...

Dan was standing under the hot water for 10 minutes before he had the showpiphany that he had yet to even touch the shampoo or soap.

Margaret's showpiphany this morning reminded her she hadn't paid her phone bill. That was a close one!

Showpiphany by TC3 July 7, 2011

Show Up, Shut Down, Clock In and Check Out. 

This phenomenon describes how some people react to undesirable and uninspiring work situations. This phenomenon is mainly applicable to people working boring, mindless jobs, most of whom perform rote work -- e.g., data entry -- or are paid simply simply for their presence -- e.g., a booth attendant. Activities that constitute 'shutting down' and checking out' include: napping, reading, sending excessive/unnecessary text messages, and listening to one's iPod.

Elliott: I'm surprised Tom hasn't gotten more sleep today -- doesn't he have to work the graveyard shift tonight?
Mark: Yeah, but remember, he's a booth attendant in the middle of the night...he's just going to Show up, Shut down, Clock in and Check out.

Show Up, Shut Down, Clock In and Check Out. by paradigms October 23, 2009

Show-up Girl 

When you have a female friend who is always there for you and shows up whenever needed.

Allie is such a show-up Girl! She always has my back

Show-up Girl by Graydisciple December 13, 2022

Show Up 

1. To arrive at a location, usually to meet others

2. To out-do someone else at a certain task, there by taking all the credit or praise from them

1. "Finally, Tom decided to show up for the party"

2. "I was trying to impress this cute girl by lifting weights, but then this douchebag came and lifted 30lbs more than me. He totally showed me up!"

Show Up by slidman February 28, 2011

Showpoke 

Somebody who finally starts watching a TV show, years after their friends, family and media told them to.

Jay: Hey, I hear that new show Mad Men is pretty good. I'm gonna watch that on Sunday.

Wendy: It's the fourth season, you Showpoke! I've been telling you to watch it for years!

Showpoke by prepster2000 August 15, 2010

Coach Shoup 

Coach Shoup is the real name of Coach Joshua Roberts of Keokuk,Iowa.

"Man, Coach Shoup looks like he could bench 7 plates right now "

Coach Shoup by TraceHackaday21 November 14, 2018