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showmeyourmossybanknow 

The best tik toker in the world she has 1836996 billon follows because shes amazing a hot and she saved children from dying from the fire she made ❤️❤️
showmeyourmossybanknow is the best

showmethumtitties 

"showmethumtitties." A phrase that in itself, captures the collective attitude and mentality of rebuking and belittling the postmodern feminist movement. Contemptuous, repressive, real. Used as much as a rallying cry as it is a direct instruction.
Self-empowered woman: "You'd better respect me. If you don't appreciate me, I'll find a real man who will."

Disinterested male: "showmethumtitties."
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Dillusional ex-girlfriend: "This is my new boyfriend as you can plainly see, he's much better than you ever were."

Two gentlemen nod, share unspoken acknowledgement, "showmethumtitties".
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Uppity coed has gathered a campus crowd: "Hi guys, my name is arbitrary female name, and I'm running for Student-Body President. It's really important that you all come out to vote, so that we can show the rest of the school how seriously our class takes student government and the betterment of this university."

Largely-male audience: "showmethumtitties."
showmethumtitties by friarSams September 1, 2007
Showtek is a Dutch electronic music duo formed by brothers Sjoerd and Wouter Janssen. From 2003 to 2012 they were involved in the hardstyle scene, making two albums - Today is Tomorrow (2007) and Analogue Players in a Digital World (2009) - and headlining major hardstyle events such as Defqon1. Nowadays they concentrate on making house/EDM tracks like "Bad" (with David Guetta) and "Booyah".
Guy 1: "Hey, d'ya hear that new Showtek track that came out yesterday?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, it's pretty cool. Still miss their hardstyle days though."

Guy 1: "Mmm."
showtek by Crafthead October 15, 2015

showmeism 

a new religion.

the belief that one will not belive in any "god" or "higher being" until they are showed one or shown proof that one exists.
jesse and dez.
you are sitting in your bed and you say "god if you are real turn my lights off."

if the lights turn off, you are no longer a praiser of "showmeism"
showmeism by dezandjesse April 10, 2008

showtyme 

this word is for people that don't know how to spell or make music. if you make a "rap" group using this as your name you're clearly mentally retarded and the fact of the matter is you need to realize you are a grown up and that being from west view, you do not classify as "ghetto". Its pathetic how you can call out women also because you gotta be a real hard ass if you can talk shit on a girl...... furthermore if this is the name of your "production" company you might wanna call it quits cause my guess is that your dad touches you too much and that is the reason you lash out on other people because of how insecure you truly are.....
1st person: hey man, my retarded friend's new nick name is, "showtyme."
2nd person:
He should probably go run into oncoming traffic....
showtyme by getfucked21 November 28, 2010

shotmergency

1. an extreme state of emergency in which there are shots that must be consumed instantaneously (consequences vary)

2. any time there are shots poured and waiting on a bar
bro 1: "Wake up, bro, we have a shotmergency."
bro 2: "Bro, it's 5:00 am."
bro 1: "SHOTMERGENCY!"
*Both take shots of plastic bottle vodka.*
shotmergency by Brotocol May 26, 2011