David Shomen 

David Shomen is the Savior of the Larry shippers and Co. Captains aside from Captain Niall Horan!

One fateful night a certain blonde hair, baseball capped young man named David Shomen was taking pics at Los Angeles near Electric Fountain. He heard a certain Curly haired lads voice and recognized it to be...

" Hey, you're Harry Styles! Mind if I get a pic? "

Shomen noticed a shorter tattooed man hanging on his arm. He was looking fondly into Harry's eyes.

" Sorry man, its best if we not "- Harry responded.

David was a bit down about this, but tweeted a pic of them anyways.
* Time Lapse*

Davids twitter was soon suspended by the evil Modest Management.

The Larry shippers have all the proof they need.
David gaineds tons of followers due to the news.

David Shomen by Larry Stylinson Curly + Lou July 24, 2014

The Greatest Showman 

A 2017 Musical Film loosely based on the events of the life of performer, businessman and politician P.T. Barnum. The film stars Hugh Jackman as Phineas Taylor Barnum, Michelle Williams as Charity Hallett-Barnum, Zac Efron as Phillip Carlyle(a fictional character loosely based on Barnum's real life business partner Hachaliah Bailey), Zendaya Coleman- credited as Zendaya- as Anne Wheeler(A fictional character) and Rebecca Ferguson as Jenny Lind, the Swedish Nightingale.

Grayss: Deckstur, come and see "The Greatest Showman" with me.
Deckstur: But, I want to stay in bed for ten hours straight and get bed sores.
Grayss: It looks really good.

And it was really good. From that day forward, Deckstur Mousebarg never once argued with Grayss again and never made plans to develop bed sores.

The Greatest Showman by PositivelyPisces January 17, 2018

van showen 

A cocktail popularized by Seattle technologists and hipsters in the early 2000's consisting of one part vodka, one part whiskey, and one part tomato juice; garnished with celery, parsley, and sea salt. Intended to challenge to the gustatory fortitude of the drinker, legend has it that drinking a van Showen to completion brings seven years of good luck.

That van showen was the best cocktail I've ever had!

van showen by the_tawdry_cawdrey November 28, 2014

Wonder Showzen 

Imgaine if you locked the creators of Sesame Street in a dark room for about three weeks and gave them nothing but crack and LSD. This is what they'd come up with...the funniest and most fucked up show EVER.

I could only imagine how frightening that show would be while on acid. I'd probably lock myself in a closet for about a week out of sheer terror.

Wonder Showzen by Mikal K May 7, 2005

Slowmensia 

The inability to move quickly or act in an urgent manner.

Eli watched his breakfast decompose as his slowmensia prevented him from eating quick enough.

Slowmensia by yr7soccer May 11, 2018

showmeyourmossybanknow 

The best tik toker in the world she has 1836996 billon follows because shes amazing a hot and she saved children from dying from the fire she made ❤️❤️

showmeyourmossybanknow is the best

showmeyourmossybanknow by gueje May 31, 2021

wonder showzen 

mad hilarious mtv2 ish... Get ready to be offended and be laughing at someone else in the same moment. Like Guinness. BRILL- YANT!!!!!

i watch WONDER SHOWZEN and constructive criticism class is a breeze!!!!

wonder showzen by l ron April 21, 2005