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shower-plop 

Who did a shower-plop in ma tub?
shower-plop by Da Guzz November 18, 2007

Showerpooling 

The act of showering with 2 or more individuals to save tons of water. Started by AXE, in 2012, proposing that if everyone showerpooled for a year we could save 29 trillion gallons of water. Usually but is not limited to showering with like-minded acquaintance ...or an attractive stranger.. which could result in the next big Baby boom, or the biggest sexual transmitted disease outbreak in the history of history.
"Dude man, you should totally go showerpooling with those cheerleaders over there, you'll get wet together, and save water"

shower-plop 

When someone chooses to void their bowels of fecal matter while taking a shower, usually the result of laziness. The defecator must then leave the feces in the tub for someone else to deal with in order for it to be a proper shower-plop.
Chris was running late for work and did a shower-plop to save time.

showerporker 

A person of substandard intelligence (usually an emmit) who enters a particular chain of stores with the aim of annoying staff by upping footfall counts unnecessarily; This is usually followed by a complaint about something they wouldn't have bought even if they could afford it.

Less commonly used to describe people entering a store just to hide from what ever kind of weather happened to be prevailing at that time.
E.g. Walking into a shop that you have no interest in being in, then back out to fetch the wife, then back in again to show her a garment that you don't like so that you can have a good whine about it and/or its price.

Usually followed by a member of staff saying "bloody showerporker, that's ruined our conversion rate"

showerlepsy 

The twitch you make when you first enter the shower. Typically the water is much warmer than the body when it hits the water resulting in a minor epileptic seizure until the water and body temperature becomes one.
This morning when I got into the shower I felt like Michael J Fox with my 30 seconds of showerlepsy, I just could not get warm
showerlepsy by NickyLags May 3, 2011

showerpiphany

An epiphany--something that occurs to you, often deep and profound--that occurs to you while you're in the shower.

Many people, for some reason, do their best thinking in the shower. Maybe it's the quiet, distraction-free environment, or maybe it's the tingling feeling of water rushing over you that stimulates your senses and mind, but some of the best and most creative mind-work is often done at the least-convenient moment (i.e. when shampoo suds are falling into your eyes).

Showerpiphanies are often ephemeral, since (unless you have something waterproof to write with) you can't note them down, and once you get out of the shower and busy with other things, they're easy to forget.

Related: showerplan, when something that needs to be done occurs to you while you're in the shower, which you then forget as soon as you get out.
Will: Dude, I had a life-changing showerpiphany this morning.
Derek: What was it?
Will: No idea. I forgot it as soon as I got out of the shower.
Derek: You need to invent a waterproof recorder to record all your showerpiphanies.
Will: THAT WAS IT!! That was totally my showerpiphany. Thanks, bro!
Derek: I'll take a 30% royalty for jogging your memory.