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21.
water pouring down in order to bathe yourself
"I'm so dirty I'm going to take a shower."
by nicole August 07, 2003
 
1.
Device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house
i masturbate so much in the shower when it rains i get a hard on
by get the fuck out of my grill February 24, 2005
 
2.
A great place to jerk off when your a teenager and have little privacy.
Man i have a throbbing erection and i really need somewhere to explode my load! Hmmmm the house if full of people....

"I'm taking a shower!"

Alright party time! fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap stiffled groan
by Callum69 May 11, 2009
 
3.
An excuse to cover up masturbation
MOM:DINNER!
KID: Not now mom! im taking a shower!
by Dude2012789 February 26, 2008
 
4.
A penis that doesn't grow much during an erection.

See also: grower
My penis is a shower.
by Ross W December 14, 2003
 
5.
Similar to sex. You take your clothes off, get your dick nice and wet, massage it till its nice and warm, and ejaculate your sperm thinking sexual things.
Tom took a shower today whilst thinking of a hot girl from school, the bathroom was filled with the sound of fapping for a minute, followed by a moan of pleasure as Tom jizzed all over himself.
by Tomfaptom July 12, 2009
 
6.
When a man already already has a big penis when flaccid, but when they have an erection it doesn't grow much larger.See grower
I know a man who is a shower, and his wife loves it.
by Jason Savage January 05, 2007
 
7.
The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.
My fiance broke up with me, so I went to take a shower.
by RAINFALL September 28, 2012