Pissing in the shower, i.e. draining the lizard while taking a shower. Acceptable to do at home, not kosher at the gym.
I was at the gym yesterday and had to throw a piss after my workout. I should have hit the head, but ended up pulling a shower drain. I think I pulled it off, but caught a stink eye from some big hairy dude at the shower two spouts down from me. I guess I shouldn't have had that asparagus for lunch.
by the coMANd'r November 08, 2013