Snowday Roulette 

The risky work-avoiding game one plays on the night before a possible snow day at work, school, etc.

Billy: Hey Rick, finished that lab report yet?

Rick: Nah, I'm gonna play some snowday roulette tonight. You know we're supposed to get five inches tomorrow?

Snowday Roulette by JetTripleSeven February 20, 2011

The Greatest Showman 

A 2017 Musical Film loosely based on the events of the life of performer, businessman and politician P.T. Barnum. The film stars Hugh Jackman as Phineas Taylor Barnum, Michelle Williams as Charity Hallett-Barnum, Zac Efron as Phillip Carlyle(a fictional character loosely based on Barnum's real life business partner Hachaliah Bailey), Zendaya Coleman- credited as Zendaya- as Anne Wheeler(A fictional character) and Rebecca Ferguson as Jenny Lind, the Swedish Nightingale.

Grayss: Deckstur, come and see "The Greatest Showman" with me.
Deckstur: But, I want to stay in bed for ten hours straight and get bed sores.
Grayss: It looks really good.

And it was really good. From that day forward, Deckstur Mousebarg never once argued with Grayss again and never made plans to develop bed sores.

The Greatest Showman by PositivelyPisces January 17, 2018

Shit showdown 

When two individuals are taking a shit in stalls next to each other, both are trying to not make a sound while shitting. Eventually one will give up and wipe their shitless ass and leave, the victor will then proceed to release his mud monkeys.

This kid and I had a shit showdown last hour, it went on for 15 minutes and I got an ass cramp.

Shit showdown by Joe.mama September 24, 2019

Sowdamini 

The human version of Gaudi's cathedral. She is a testament to the rest of our possibilities. She rewards so many different kinds of attention.
Sometimes she is best seen from a distance but still be easy to spot. She amazes by Just how little she seems to be doing. Everything comes natural to her. Again and again she demonstrates the subtlest of her talents and so the most beautiful of them: Just being her.
Although she is a bit clumsy and has her flaws like everyone else does, still she remains defiant, determined to write her own ending.
Gaudi's Sagrada Familia, the Gothic Quarter, and her. She can be confused for a monument.

Messi is Sowdamini of the footballing world.

Sowdamini by Cosmic Love May 23, 2018

showdair 

It's chow-dah, say it!

Get back here-ah, I'm not through demeaning you!

showdair

showdair by sirChop May 24, 2006

Browntown Showdown 

A heated battle of sorts between two males when a resolution is unattainable. The Browntown Showdown is a modern play on the classic event, the "Tug-of-War". The two parties involved take a rope (twine for the frail and anally incompetent) preferably a half-inch in diameter. The rope is to be knotted on both ends and then inserted into the anal cavities of the aforementioned. Both men then must clench their assly muscles and take steps away from each other, the first party to release the rope is the loser.

(A ropesmith is preferred and must regulate/monitor the proceedings)

no-homo is not necessary, but may help in further explanations to others

"My teacher said the answer was X = 3, I disagree; it's time for a Browntown Showdown."

Browntown Showdown by bilky koors August 19, 2009

showbag 

1. Somebody who just likes to talk and talk and talk, though their words have no real meaning or basis in reality.
2. A person who, like a showbag, is full, to the point of exploding, of shit.

Those four days your mother was in town were a nightmare. That woman is such a fucking showbag, I just wanted to drive knives into my ears.

showbag by McTurdle October 6, 2006