Showberryness

The particular flavour of shock, shame, guilt and revulsion experienced when you go to sit on a public toilet expecting the kiss of cold plastic, and find it pre-warmed by a pair of unfamiliar buttocks.

Showberryness only ever applies when sharing a strangers second hand bum warmth in a cramped cubicle comes as a complete shock. Showberryness is always spiced with a degree of surprise.

The degree of showberryness experienced is directly proportional to the heat of the toilet seat, from an almost imperceptible reaction to a lukewarm / borderline cold seat, to barely suppressed nausea caused by a recent volcano arsed occupant.

Although showberryness is usually a fleeting sensation, a 'flashback' variant is not uncommon if you discover who you caught showberryness off soon after the event.

Disambiguation:
If you hang around in puplic toilets waiting for strangers to vacate cubicles so you can kiss cheeks at one remove, then you either live somewhere very cold and have developed a commendable survival technique, or you're fucking perverted. Neither of these examples can be classed as true showbberryness.

I got pure showberryness in trap 2 earlier.

Showberryness by yonabout June 6, 2011

shotbeer 

The act of taking a shot, immediately followed by the casual consumption of a beer. Only counts as one drink.

Ben: Hey Kevin, anything going on after work?

Kevin: Not yet, game for a quick shotbeer?

shotbeer by OB kenobe March 7, 2014

show beer 

(V.) The act of using a bottle of beer to Raise in approval, to cheer , to Toast an event. This beer is not to be used to drink, Just to be shown.

#1. "Grab a show beer so we look like we party".

#2. "This ain't even my beer, But holding this show beer these bitches will think I'm down to drink".

#3.We outta beer. We can raise this piss warm Show beer that was left from last night.

show beer by 454power June 28, 2014

Show Beer 

When you show up with a 12-pack of cheap beer so you're not empty handed. Then you drink the good beer provided by the host and everyone else.

What!? There's a freaking keg of Green Line and I'm drinking show beer!?

Show Beer by Izbahoney June 18, 2014

Showber 

A shower beer. A beer you consume whilst in the shower.

shou-bur

Whew, I want to take a shower. But I also want a beer. I'm gonna have a showber.

Showber by peacheebabee February 22, 2017