showerdue 

When someone is due for a shower.

If that smell is me I'm showerdue.

showerdue by jpg3 November 16, 2011

showaddywaddy 

a cheesy 80s band brought back to common knowledge by Hugh Dennis on Mock The Week.

Hugh Dennis on Mock the Week doing a Jimmy Saville impression.
Questions ommitted from the British Citizenship Test?
'Do you like the music of Showaddywaddy.'

showaddywaddy by mab7689 February 9, 2009

Carla Sowards

Sexy 80 year old grandmother with tight gluets and a large cliteral hood. she enjoys riding stiff falice and at times uses one's testicles as a trampoline. she is fond of hard cock in her colon and loves the feeling of David or Paul's semen in there. When aroused, carla will go senile and sing jingle bells in dog language and goes on to grope you which then leads into a sex marathon, which is quite the remenisent of hardcore porn. if you would like to see this piece of ass on tape, search senile on xnxx.com

Hey, carla! stop using your mudflaps to cook eggs for ruckus.

Oooooooh carla!

I get tazz, and ruckus. Halle and melanie. sue, and charles. CARLA, AND SENILE!

Carla sowards is always on my balls.

Carla Sowards by DkP_Senile July 12, 2012

Shoardy 

A Shoardy is a homosexual sloth, it maybe seem to be in a zombie like state when first awakened. It comes in many shapes and sizes but usually sports a large amount of facial hair.

"man justin was a Shoardy this morning"

Shoardy by C_Pretz March 19, 2009

Showerdresser

A person who finds it necessary to enter the shower completely clothed. He then closes the curtain of the shower and throws his clothes out of the shower where they find their home on the wet floor. Following the shower, he dries himself with his towel, and then reaches precariously to retrieve his clothes. Clothes are donned in the shower. It is generally easy to spot a showerdresser because he does a particularly shitty job of drying himself with the towel, forcing his clothes to absorb the water. This leaves large wet spots on his ugly-ass clothing.

I can’t believe I share a bathroom with a fucking showerdresser! What the damn is his problem?!?

Showerdresser by bopitchamp May 30, 2004

Showaddy Waddy 

Brilliant music.
Inspirational.
Life changing.
Butter (slightly salted)
Spreadable. Agressive.
Fuck Showaddy Waddy let's just sell butter.

'.....Showaddy Waddy!!'

Showaddy Waddy by Tom Waddy February 28, 2009

showaddywaddy 

Arguably the best rock band of all time.

The Beatles were alright, but couldn't hold a candle to Showaddywaddy.

showaddywaddy by Laughing Bob Monkhouse July 22, 2004