My mommy won't drive me to the show and I have no car slash money!
"Oh, don't plays and musicals and stuff usually run for more than one night?"
"No... like Bon Iver, Phoenix, Grizzly Bear shows."
"What is that?"
"Those are artists. You know like... 'bands.'"
"Oh! So you meant there were a lot of CONCERTS last weekend?"
*hipster rolls his eyes*