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8. Beer Summit
Consisting of atleast any odd number greater than 1 (for tie breaker purposes) this impromtu, or accidently organized, meeting of the minds is the cornerstone of any society that is, or dares to dream of being, successfull. Over seen by the drunkest and loudest one involved in these discussions, yet mediated by the soberest, decisions are made about, and solutions are developed for, various matters. Such as; how to handle current crisis at home and abroad, who would win in a fight between Mohumad Ali and your old high school shop teacher (the one with the freakishly strong thumb and a subscription to Boy's Life), which cars are the best and what you did to yours that night you had to much moonshine, have you seen that new girls ass at Hooters, etc (This list is dependent on the numer of beers consumed and the education level of all parties involved). Many of these types of "summits" can be found at any back woods beer joint, strip club (not the classy ones that athletes and "gentlemen" frequent, I'm talking about the one where there's a pregnant woman is ready to dance because she feels like the guy in the second row has been eye ballin' her all night and he looks like rich fell-er (maybe a carpenter or sheetrock hanger) but it turns out he is cock-eyed as hell and even broker, and the dancer on the stage now has one tit 2 sizes bigger than the other thus causing her fall to one side every now and then, and the prize jewel of the place is a double F brunnette with; a red w...
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9. Katie
An amazing friend who makes you feel extreemly self-confident, and is always there to help you. She's weird and not afraid to show it. She's an amazing writer who always knows just what to say. She's tough and hates to show any sign of weakness. She makes a fantastic best friend, and a friend that anyone would be lucky to have.
She views herself differently than the rest of the world. She views herself as a crazy, short, polite, bitchy, and emotional girl. The world views her as polite, amazing, beautiful, hyper, sarcastic, and very non-bitchy.
Person 1: "So what did you think of my friend Katie?"
Person 2: "I thought she was a very nice and polite girl. She definatly sounds like a fantastic best friend. You are lucky to have her."
Person 1: "I know."
10. Lady Deathwhisper
The ferocious inspiration to pot heads world wide.

You have found your way here, because you are among the few gifted with true vision in a world cursed with blindness.

You can see through the fog that hangs over this world like a shroud, and grasp where true power lies.

Fix your eyes upon your crude hands: the sinew, the soft meat, the dark blood coursing within.

It is a weakness; a crippling flaw.... A joke played by the Creators upon their own creations.

The sooner you come to accept your condition as a defect, the sooner you will find yourselves in a position to transcend it.

Through our Master, all things are possible. His power is without limit, and his will unbending.

Those who oppose him will be destroyed utterly, and those who serve -- who serve wholly, unquestioningly, with utter devotion of mind and soul -- elevated to heights beyond your ken.
if u show ur gf your raid defeating Lady Deathwhisper she/he(if gf to you means good friend) would have sex with you
11. Facebook Vulnerability
By requesting to be friends with someone on facebook, you show a sign of weakness towards that person, causing an awkward situation
"Why didnt you add that chick you met last night on facebook"
"I would show facebook vulnerability
12. Fanboy Faceoff: ClevverMovies
Fanboy Faceoff by ClevverMovies is an interactive online show on YouTube whereby the presenter of the show will discuss a hypothetical "fanboy face-off" involviing some of the better known fictional characters from the media of films, television, graphic novels, and video games to determine the winner. The internet show also provides viewers with the opportunity to vote via the comments section (YouTube) and Twitter (Twitter.com/ClevverMovies) for the protagonist they believe would win a hypothetical fight against another character or group.
A follow-up video, Fanboy Faceoff Results, provides the result of the fight as decided by the viewers.
The following dialogue (below) is a real example (abridged) of the host, Tatiana Carrier, discussing a hypothetical battle for the show, Fanboy Faceoff: ClevverMovies:

"It looks like many of you just can't get enough of the eternal battle between Marvel and DC. Today arguably two of the strongest characters each has to offer - Superman and Thor - go head to head in the latest Fanboy Faceoff!"
"...Like Superman, Thor, known as the God of Thunder, possesses superhuman strength, speed and stamina. He has the ability to fly using his magical hammer, Mjolnir which he also uses to deflect projectiles and smash his foes. He also has the ability to summon the elements like lightning, rain and wind. He is a skilled warrior and the strongest of all the Asgardians. He too has a high resistance to physical injury and is virtually invulnerable. Unlike Superman though, he has no direct weakness, though is vulnerable to extremely powerful magic.
With two such equally matched opponents this should definitely be a tough faceoff. Obviously if Thor is able to get his hands on some Kryptonite, there's really no contest, but what if that wasn't an option? Who do you think would win if the battle was fought on even ground? Let us know in the comments below or tweet us @ClevverMovies with the hashtag #CMFF. Until next time, I'm Tatiana Carrier, thanks for watching!"
13. kryptonite
(noun)
1: A green, radioactive metorite, broken from the distant, late planet of Krypton, that cancels out any Kryptonian's superpowers, such as Superman.
2: Something that is a great weakness to a particular person, such as the aforementioned metiorite to Superman, etc.
1: Krypto the Superdog (of the said show): Kryptonite... my one weakness...
2: Galatea (Justice League Unlimited): Boredom is my kryptonite... well, kryptonite is my kryptonite, but you get the idea.
by DanMat6288 Jul 11, 2005 add a video
14. Sasori
Sasori is a Missing-nin from Sunagakure (Hidden Sand). In first appearance, he is a hideous hunchbacked figure with a poisoned scorpion-like puppet tail attached. He is known as Akasuna no Sasori (Sasori of the Red Sand), the creator of Kankuro­'s puppets and a genius puppeteer himself. His first appearance is during their mission to Sunagakure where Deidara is to capture Gaara. After Gaara's capture, Kankuro­ attempts to stop the Akatsuki duo, but to no avail. Sasori battles the enraged brother, nearly killing him and destroying his puppets in the process with little to no effort. It is revealed that he left the village 20 years before, but the background on his crimes is unknown at this point. After hearing news of his return, Sasori's grandmother Chiyo, decides to join Team Kakashi in search of the duo and to rescue Gaara.

Sasori and Deidara have quite different views of what art is. Sasori believes art is something that should last, while Deidara believes art is fleeting. Although Deidara respects Sasori's view, Sasori doesn't seem to respect Deidara's.

During combat, and possibly all the time, Sasori "wears" his puppets and controls them from inside, thus eliminating the puppeteer's weakness of being an exposed target. His favorite puppet is named 'Hiruko', according to Chiyo. Hiruko has a mechanical tail extending from the mouth of what appears to be a mask on his back, the left arm is something that appears to be a large studded projectile capable of firing sh...
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