shoving breadsticks into my purse

A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.

Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.

shoving breadsticks into my purse by Defineurslang August 25, 2015

Shoving 

A term in baseball to describe a pitching who is dominating opposing batters.

Matt Harvey of the Mets is shoving right now. He has 8 strikeouts and no walks in three innings.

Shoving by RedBeard53 June 18, 2013

Shoingay

A flaming homosexual.

SHOINGAY *shoingay hands*

Shoingay by kmp6973 May 9, 2019

Ball shoving 

The act of shoving your balls up into your body to make yourself excited. This is temporary so boys can do this or have real fun.

Why is he going ball shoving?

Ball shoving by Aid_Master_Mind_Surendertail December 16, 2019

shit shoving butt captain

A gay man with attitude, a poof with manly bits of muscle

a rump wrestler with energy

simmilar to:
shit shaggin ass pirate
turdburgling rump wrestler
fart knocking ass plumber
donut punching fart fucker
ass ramming anal death dealer
flaming gaybo rectal router
colon scraping poofter piercer
fag fucking shpincter shredder

gay1: Oh jesus christ i think u are so hard and fast u ripped me a new asshole jesus christ
gay2: call your Shit Shoving Butt Captain SIR bitch!
gay1: JESUS CHRIST!

shit shoving butt captain by Chick_Fudger September 27, 2006

Shoving Brown 

To have anal sex with someone when they have not emptied their rectum.

I was trying anal sex with my girlfriend and found myself shoving brown!

Shoving Brown by A Bastard July 20, 2006

shit shoving 

A fetish where the feces of one lover is removed manually and spread, thrown, and otherwise used as a sex object. Proponents claim that the smell of "unborn" feces is a huge turn-on, and that it is loads of fun.

After getting bored with normal sex, my girlfriend and I turned to shit shoving to spice up our sex life.

shit shoving by Chunky B April 19, 2003