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1. shovelfuck
when you sleep with a shovel face.
Man you got shovelfucked by Jamie!!!!
2. shovelfuck
To mess someone up with a shovel.

Often used by males, in a derogatory sexual context, where one would prefer to fuck the girl with a shovel as opposed to engage in sexual intercourse.
Andy: Oh man... check her out! You gotta hit that!
Jacob: Oh god. Someone needs to shovelfuck her good.
3. shovelfuck
To mess someone up with a shovel.

Often used by males, in a derogatory sexual context, where one would prefer to fuck the girl with a shovel as opposed to engage in sexual intercourse.
Andy: Oh man... check her out! You gotta hit that!
Jacob: Oh god. Someone needs to shovelfuck her good.
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