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*You see a fat chick walking down the street*
Joe: Id hit that...
James: ..With a shovel.
by James hartleyyyyy October 19, 2007
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what the revolution will be fought with after the liberals take away our guns
it's either that or dig a hole and lay down in it and die
by (D) own with globalism September 08, 2004
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To bullshit. (to shovel the shit)
When he said he won the lottery, I knew he was shoveling.
by DJM February 25, 2004
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The male version of hoe. A clumsy player who gets no respect.
Ron is such a shovel. Cindy and Bev would have both ditched him if they weren't hoes themselves.
by Shard November 02, 2005
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John: I am so going to get her back for this.
Jane: Okay, so here's the plan. We get a shovel...
by Princess Zeffie March 21, 2010
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This is a recent cockney rhyming slang word for Nick - which is in itself slang for police station or prison cell. ie SHOVEL and PICK (nick). A police officer might say "You're nicked" when arresting someone.
Where's Arthur ? He's in the shovel.
by clubcar November 27, 2009
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When one's face is deformed in an odd manner, giving the impression that they were hit in the face repeatedly with a shovel causing such a strange face shape or appearance.
Have you seen that girl with the crooked teeth and messed up jaw? And he nose like bends to the right a little?

Yeah, she looks like she was taken to her backyard and shoveled to the face a few times as a kid.

Yeah, she's definitely a shovel!
by c0dester July 12, 2011
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