| 29. | California Mullet | ||
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Shoulder-length hair bleached to an extremely light blonde color due to frequent exposure to sunlight; often seen sported by males in the western surfing culture. "California Kyle, your mullet drives me wild. Your house is full of tile. Crocodile."
"Hey Shane, why did you cut your California Mullet?" "Dude, Kevin, that is one gnarly California Mullet you've got on you. Let's shred some surf bro." |
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| 30. | Robotrip | ||
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most fun i've had with a drug. when you robotrip, it's likely that if you take high doses (like i like to), you will vomit and feel terrible before you feel good. but when you feel it kick in, it's amazing. it contains DXM just like triple c's, but triple c's always gave me horrible trips where as robotripping was like a trip to candyland or something. the one time i took like...25, after a bit, i had to throw up so i went to the restroom and did that. then i lay in the complete dark of the restroom because the lights kept trying to touch me. i soon crawled into the tub, finding it more comfortable than the tile floor. i started watching a movie that was playing on the ceiling (mind you, i imagined a screen on the ceiling). after the film ended, i went in the living room where my friends were, who were also tripping. i sat down on the couch and after awhile, i started to stare a my arm. i think i was staring for awhile. i don't know, time warps when you're on this stuff. could have been just a minute. anyways, i suddenly transported inside my arm. i was inside my veins surfing my blood. yes, my blood was making tidal waves and i had a surfboard. it was insanely fun. then my friend started talking to me but i couldn't pay attention because she had little gremlin looking creatures dancing on her shoulder.
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| 31. | Backseat Browser | ||
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Someone who stands behind you looking over your shoulder while you're surfing the web and annoyingly suggests and dictates to you where you should click and visit next. Sarah is checking her ebay auctions online...
Barry: "Sarah why don't you go to urban dictionary and add a new definition - for Backseat Browser" Sarah: "No why don't you when I'm done" |
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