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When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.
by Ray Albright August 13, 2007
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The act of elevating and placing one foot on a desk and centering the crotch area in front of a person's face.
Ray smelled the powder on my balls after I shoulder-junked him at his desk.
by Ray Albright May 14, 2007
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When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.
by Ray Albright August 13, 2007
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When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.
Phil's balls are all over Mikey's chest, that's one hell of a shoulder junk.
by Ray Albright August 22, 2007
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When one individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face.
Here comes Ray, he's going to shoulder junk the new guy. Poor bastard never seen it coming!
by Ray Albright August 10, 2007
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When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.
Phil's balls practically lay on his chest when he gives Mikey a Shoulder Junk.
by Ray Albright August 16, 2007
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