Urban Dictionary: should have polished the wood

1.	should have polished the wood
	What you should have done...instead of getting her pregnant! He: "Damn! I should have polished the wood instead of knocking you up!" She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!" buy should have polished the wood mugs & shirts pregnant prenancy preggers gravid knocked up screwed blued tatooed masturbation mastercation polishing the bishop waxing the dolphin spanking the monkey boxing blinkey responsibility consequences reality by Carl J. Maltese Oct 23, 2007 add a video

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