totes fa' shotes

poetic and rather elegant slang meaning "totally for sure". First used by a select group of students (or some may say a select group of goobers) at Kents Hill School in Maine. This phrase expresses absolute certainty, wherease "maybes fa' shabes" and the like leave some room for doubt.

Example:
"Ya Broski, Ben Kohen is gettin' that B&S girl totes fa' shotes."

totes fa' shotes by broskidoski first class April 6, 2008

Retarded Shoes 

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.

I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him

Retarded Shoes by will bitten December 18, 2016

guinea pig shots 

The act of holding one's beveridge above one's head and against a wall. Then tilting the drink back and proceeding to suckle the liquid from the container as a guinea pig would water from its water bottle.

I blew so many chunks last night from all the guinea pig shots we were taking; it was a wild night.

"Dude! Guinea pig this Burnett's with me! Go Deacs!!!!"

guinea pig shots by undiscoveredbum June 11, 2013

Shoeshine-fu 

This is an obscure and deadly martial art form from the American deep south. It is based upon a shoeshiner's motions in using a rag and switchblade.

The master demonstrated his deadly Shoeshine-fu techniques!

Shoeshine-fu by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2020

winos shoes 

Winos shoes - slang term for Zig Zag Classic Mens Canvas Wino in Vintage Retro Fashion.

These shoes were so cheap that winos could afford them , they come in a variety of colors and even two-tone color scheme.

When Zig-Zag shoes first rolled out slip on and lace up canvas shoes, everyone from skate-boarding youth, homeless people, train hoppers and anyone in between started gravitating towards Zig Zags

Some people like to pair them

With Pendleton board shirts and

Either dickies ,blue Jeans or ben davis pants
For an old skool west coast look.

Tip , it helps to say Zig Zag Winos shoes so people don't think your talking about The most iconic rolling paper on earth, known for its slow burn and rolling ease.

Winos shoes, short for winos aka
Zig zags not to be confused with the

Rolling wraps are cheap affordable shoes that even alcoholics can afford.

ZIG ZAG believes that fashion should never follow a straight line. Since 1976, we have defied expectations and embraced the strange and varied following of our timelessly hip, affordable footwear.

Kick back with shoes that redefine casual and cool

winos shoes by Blu_leef November 12, 2022

deli shoes 

Delicious.

Damn those fish tacos were deli shoes!

deli shoes by Ass Cancer Necromancer April 7, 2023

Shots Fiyerd 

The best story ever created, by Lost Pause

"Hey, did you read Shots Fiyerd yet?"
"Yeah, and it was butiful

Shots Fiyerd by Dat Boi9000 December 24, 2016