Shitbaggery 

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.

1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."

Shitbaggery by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006

Shitbadger 

A useless person

Sky forgot his charger, because he's a total shitbadger

Shitbadger by T Q February 20, 2017

shitbaggery 

The act of using any availiable resource to avoid working. This act generally requires weak excuses or more effort than the originally required.

Bob: "The boss wants me to write this spreadsheet by tomorrow- so I told him that my Mom died"

Fred: "that's some shitbaggery right there!"

shitbaggery by shitbagger September 1, 2007

slotbadger 

A paedophile, a nonce, a kiddy-fiddler. Lifted from Chris Morris' Brass Eye special.

Between you an' me and these four walls, Greville Janner is an unreclaimed slotbadger.

slotbadger by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

shitbanger 

A really old and/or clapped out car which should be in the scrappy but is still being used

I aint goin in that cab, its a right shitbanger!

shitbanger by stevie-J August 20, 2007

shitbagery 

the act of being a shitbag while pretending to do work while telling other people they should do work

Monte your shitbagery is off the charts!

shitbagery by sputnic35 November 6, 2017

shotbagging

The act of ejaculating in a plastic grocery bag and hitting a person in the face with it. If done correctly, the plastic bag should break.

After we all jizzed in our grocery bags, we headed out to do some drive by shotbagging, and we were able to get five people right in the face.

shotbagging by The Orange Group October 9, 2010