Shitbaggery 

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.

1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."

Shitbaggery by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006

shithagged 

for use instead of 'drunk', 'shitfaced' or 'wasted'

i got completely fuckin shithagged the other night and woke up inside a mammal.

shithagged by Jasknob March 1, 2009

shitbaggery 

The act of using any availiable resource to avoid working. This act generally requires weak excuses or more effort than the originally required.

Bob: "The boss wants me to write this spreadsheet by tomorrow- so I told him that my Mom died"

Fred: "that's some shitbaggery right there!"

shitbaggery by shitbagger September 1, 2007

shitlagged 

A combination of suffering from jet lag while being shitfaced at the same time.

Mary was so shitlagged after getting off a fight from NY to LA after slamming six double bloodymarys on the flight that she couldn't find the baggage area and passed out in the men's restroom at LAX.

shitlagged by shit for brians September 13, 2010

shitebagged 

Scottish slang.

When someone chicken's out of doing something/doesn't do do something because they're scared.

"I completely shitebagged the bungee jump"

Person 1: "Did Jimmy ask that lassie oot then?"

"Person 2: "naw, he shitebagged"

shitebagged by Elphabeth October 25, 2015

shotbagging

The act of ejaculating in a plastic grocery bag and hitting a person in the face with it. If done correctly, the plastic bag should break.

After we all jizzed in our grocery bags, we headed out to do some drive by shotbagging, and we were able to get five people right in the face.

shotbagging by The Orange Group October 9, 2010

shitbagged

Drunk, enibriated off of alcohol

Damn man, I'm shitbagged!

shitbagged by Otto November 2, 2003