snortshire 

snortshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.

"hey kiddo where u from? snortshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortshire."

synonyms: sortingshire, hooverland.

snortshire by mave73 May 8, 2008

swordshit 

Film and TV based on a medieval or mythical book series

Guy: Hey, have you seen the latest episode of Game of Thrones?

Guy 2: Nah, I'm not really into swordshit.

swordshit by McLovin123 May 11, 2019

shitshitshit 

A scientific term used by chemistry students in certain cases:
a: you just spilled boiling acid down your pants
b: you just knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to your pants
c: you just swung your arm through the bunsen burner flame and set fire to your lab coat.
d:you knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to the teacher's pants.
e: you set fire to your eyebrows

Can be used interchangably with: ohshit ohfuuuuuck! fuck!

a:
student A:- shitshitshit
student B:- WTF?
student a:- I just knocked the acid all over myself.
student B:- Oh. Ok.

b:
student a:- I'm telling you it was like that when I got here.
student b:- you're pants are on fire!!!!!!
student a:- Are you calling me a liar?
student b:- Eeeep!

etc. etc.

shitshitshit by The dude with no eyebrows September 16, 2008

Startshit-itis 

Startshit-itis is a social disorder which affects millions of individuals throughout our country, It refers to an affliction that causes the individual struggeling with this disorder, to "start shit" or create a dispute or in some instances begin a physical battle with someone for no reason other than they are bored

I hate going anywhere with Slim,,,, he has to get his startshit-itis under control before he gets us all shot.

Startshit-itis by [e-mail] November 9, 2010

smartshitter 

noun
someone who knows everything better and even if not he thinks he does and shows that; mostly he does know everything better, usually general knowledge

Two persons are having a conversation about a topic. A third person who is the smartshitter says that it's not correct what A said, it's actually something else and says exactly what it means and where it comes from...

smartshitter by Apees January 15, 2009

Shortsheet 

To fold and tuck in the top sheet of (a bed) so that it simulates both the top and bottom sheets: when the victim of this joke enters the bed, his or her legs are obstructed by the fold.

Man 1: Hey, I shortsheeted my friend in his bed!

Man 2: Really?... O.o? Do you hear that?

Friend: *muffled scream*

Man 1: Uh oh...

Shortsheet by The Dark Alien October 9, 2010

shitshit 

noun: busy work that you really don't want to do but it must be done otherwise you are screwed.

Pronunciation is off the tongue, very quickly and rapidly stated

Damn, I need to get a lil' shitshit done by tomorrow.

AGH you forgot to do the shitshit for homework!?!?! You're screwed dude, you may as well eat the shitshit now.

shitshit by bigdbag May 26, 2007