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5. shorts
Midwest elderly slang for boxer shorts. Mainly used by older folks, nearly always white boxers.
You can't go out there like that to get the paper. You're in your shorts.
1. Shorts
Comfy and easy to wear.
I like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear!
2. shorts
noun; used by a third party person to express when somebody has insulted or humiliated another person
Luke: Shut up Pat, you suck dick for crack.

Jim: Shorts, Pat!
by patper Nov 23, 2004 add a video
3. shorts
to smoke the last few drags of anothers cigarette.
(Hector) yo Lopez, save me shorts off that square.
(Lopez) fuck off G, go get a paper route and buy your own biotch its my last one.
or-
dude, i just lost my mcjob, can you save me shorts
by grimsweeper Jan 16, 2004 add a video
4. shorts
The act of expressing intent to finish what one has not already finished; it is particularly (but not solely) used to voice one's wish to finish the smoking of another's cigarette.
"Bro, let me get shorts on that sandwich."

"Shit i forgot my pack, can I get shorts on your square?"
6. shorts
The last few drags of a cigarette
"Hey, can I have shorts on that cigarette"
7. shorts
Video vignettes, between 2 and 30 minutes in length that express a message complete in itself.
One of the things I like about Zed is that it provides a venue for creative video makers to showcase their shorts.
by laura_jean Jan 3, 2005 add a video
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