Shortening of "heebie-jeebies"
Another term for an erection, esp. in relation to one's sister.
Mythos says thinking about porking his sister gives him the heebies
A vegetable shortening-based lard substitute. Also, a sex toy.
Hotmaster J has a dual use for crisco, as he can eat it and then use it to pleaseure himself.
The shortening of the phrase: "You rock, sir!"
adj. An improper shortening of the phrase "made me weak" to simply the word "weak." This adjective implies that something is funny or otherwise capable of weakening one involved with it.
Person 1: *tells a funny joke*
Person 2: That was weak, yo.
In a good and correct world, person two would say, "That made me weak, yo."
Well, in a correct world, he wouldn't say yo, but whatever.
The process of shortening words and adding numbers to a text message, to make it "cooler". This form of text messaging is highly annoying and can also be used to sell "trendy" products like 50cc scooters and mobile phones. Often involves leaving out all vowels.
1) Txtspk is sooooo cool
2) -RU cmin out 2nite?
-Yeah luv 2 m8, wot time?
-bout 8ish. mt u in twn
-gr8. cu then
3) Only 13 year olds use textspeak
one syllable, similar to "ism"
basically "yes", originally a shortening of "yes ma'am" but gradually becoming used in almost all contexts in which yes is used.
"Hey you there?"
A slans shortening of "It is rather"
Man 1: The mic is on.
Man 2: Tisra.