|57.||Short Sleeve Shorts|
Very short Shorts......
Usually worn by girls who want to show off their assests...
AKA Daisy Dukes...
Damn Sue, I love the way your ass hangs out of your Short Sleeve Shorts!
|58.||Short Bus Reject|
1.A person who is so intellectually challenged, their mental deficencies far surpass that of the individuals who normally qualify for using the short bus. In other words, they are inelligible for the short bus.
2. Beyond merely stupid or retarded.
Person a: I need to get famous, dawg.
Person b: why don't you go out and give to a chairity or do community service or somethin?
Person a: Nah, man, thats what famous people do, I gotta get famous first so people recognize!
Person b: Man, you a Short Bus Reject.
"Short Stack is an insanely shitty band from some random town in Sydney. they make shit music and make us normal people's ears bleed."
This is the definition for stupid people who have no lives
short stack are an amazing band who consists of shaun diviney, lead vocals and guitarist, bradie webb, drums and keys, and the sexiest bass player of all time andy clemmensen, bass and back up singer.
person 1: hello? hello? are you not listning to me?
person 2: * ignores*
person 1: short stack!
person 2: *looks*
|60.||Grossman Short Path Distillation|
An apparatus used in the chemistry lab to distill small quatities of distillate. Identical to a short path distillation with the addition of latex tubing (carrying cold water) wraped around the bend in the vacuum adapter to aid in condensation of the vapors. Used in lieu of a simple distillation where distillate would be lost on the surface of the condenser. Also used due to convenience and ease of set-up. Can be called GSPD or GSP Distillation for short.
Should I use a simple distillation?
No, the Grossman Short Path Distillation is the way to go!
(FINANCE) when a trader in a short position is wrong about the price movement, and is consequently forced to buy the asset at the higher price in order to meet legal obligations.
The classic example of this is the broker who sells stocks he does not own, in the expectation that he can buy the stock in the future at a lower price for delivery. If the price goes up instead of down, the broker must "cover his shorts," and very possibly drive prices higher still.
When Morgan was ready to squeeze the shorts, he was damn certain his corner would hold as the Twombly men scrambled to buy shares at any price.
"I've got your short cover right here, Gentlemen," he snorted from his seat overlooking the trading pit.
Men who are short, which means under the average height of around 5'10'', or approximately 178 centimeters, or 1.78m. Short men are just that: short. They are not any less of a man than Mike Tyson. Short men are found in every region and culture, and are as varried as the taller models. Penis size is not a component of height, nor is maniness. Short guys often have trouble getting girls due to the natural female desire to find a man who can protect her and provide for her and her children. However, short men are great to hug, being at perfect height to cuddle into the breasts of the average woman, and during sex, this can be used for simultaneous stimulation of the breasts and vulva.
A list of short men who kicked ass:
Mikhail Kalashnikov, J.R.R. Tolkien, the ancient Romans, Napoleon Bonaparte, James Madison, Alexander the Great, Cicero Richard Hammond, Jackie Chan, Admiral Yamamoto, Suzuhara Bokuden, Musashi, Claudius, and many others. I myself am a short guy, and i have to tell you that it sucks. I'm only 5'4''. Getting a girlfriend is nearly impossible, unfortunately. However, I have managed to score cute and novelty points. So remember my sub-pint comerades: you cram more manliness into your 5' than they do in their 6'5''. Short people rule!
|63.||Short Man Syndrome|
1)Where a person of short stature believes they have the ability to take on any person at any task. It is a general cockiness that is in a short person to replace the lack of height. Beware of anyone with short man syndrome.
2)When someone who is short gets an unfair natural advantage in some type of physical activity i.e. running, stretching, squating, benching, etc.
1)Guy 1 "Man why is Matt so aggressive towards me?"
Guy 2 "Because dude he has short man syndrome"
2)Guy 1 "I don't get why that guy can squat so much and run so fast."
Guy 2 "Well just look at him he has short man syndrome."