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1.) noun: The unconscionable result when a stingy bartender withholds egregiously on portion size in dispensing your overpriced libation.

2.) verb: To dispense an alcoholic beverage in a shamefully parsimonious fashion.
"Well, I bet they wouldn't have served Fabio no freakin' short-pour!"
by Dr. J. Iglesias, Esq. June 22, 2011