|29.||tall man- short man|
tall man is well you put your fingers in the loser sign position. the index finger stands for the height while the thumb strands for the length of his dick. Now turn your hand, with the loser sign still formed, in the similar position of a gun. Now your thumb stands for the height of short man and your index finger is his dick.
have you heard of tall man- short man. that is the only reason im glad im short
|30.||Mr. Hand Towel|
A man who forgot to take in a bath towel with him and is forced to wear a hand towel around his waist. He is subject to lots of fangirling.
An example of this, would be Song Seung Hun from a scene in the drama My Princess.
Two Ahjummas (middle aged ladies) are watching a drama.
Ahjumma 1: Omo omo. A shower scene. Pan lower! Pan lower!
Ahjumma 2: He has such beautiful choco abs.
Ahjumma 1: Look! He's only walking out with a hand towel around his waist. >:D
Ahjumma 2: It's so short, it looks like it can fall off at any moment. Ohohohohoh.
Ahjumma 1: I dub him Mr. Hand Towel.
Ahjumma 2: What is the main lead doing fainting? I would pounce on that!
A "quopic" is: combining two words into one and used as short-hand. The two words are "quote" and "picture". For those too lazy to write each word separately.
|32.||coming up short|
A verb meaning failure to meet expectations. When said the short part is often a higher tone then the rest of the phrase.
* some dweeb gets a question wrong after raising his hand
Me: coming up SHORT
Short-hand for pepperoni mushroom pizza.
Man 1: Man, I'm so hungry!
Man 2: Bro, let's get some peppe mao!
Man 1: I LOVE peppe mao, let's go to that pizzeria down the street!
A sexual act of pleasuring a penis with a hand. Short for hand job. Relating to H-jay.
My girl wasn't in the mood for much so I asked for an Hand Jay.
Short-barrel shotgun (Around 10-12") with a pistol grip. Usually made from cheap breech-load single or double barrel shotguns. (Over-Under models are also used.)
Jon said he carried a gun, but not anything as formidable as a hand cammon!