What normal people may call.

THE RETARD ROCKET.
Did you see the retard rocket go down the hill, no wonder why they're dumb....they hit so many cars.
by Submerge October 03, 2003
A hellhole of a job for any sane monkey. A yellow vehicle just asking to have its tires slashed. I mean c'mon I would love to see the bus driver trying to handle about twenty retards laughing and crying and crapping their pants!!!
No Jimmy don't run into oncoming traffic!! The cars don't want to play with you so get back on the short bus!
by Diana and Rachelle May 18, 2004
a drink made when you pour half a beer into a cup, next you add a splash of orange juice. finally you drop a shot of amaretto and chug. surely to get you messed up quickly.
Man those short buses really fucked me up last night.
by randaroo6722 April 01, 2008
a person who is slow or is acting or behaving like they are alow and/or have no sense.
Why are you acting short bus?
Quit being short bus, go stupid?
by Ranissa June 25, 2006
what you ride everyday
you ride the short bus
by asdasdfasgsgf March 30, 2009
The act of Double Fisting a Girl. Named the Short bus for multiple reasons, one being it would take a girl who is retarded to allow you to do it to her. The other you are putting 10 in here slightly more than the minivan which only seats seven.
I met this diry hooker who let me drive the short bus right up in her. The next day I had to take her back to the state home.
by Nick Scheib December 13, 2007
a person who rides the short bus. in other words a retard
Oh my fucking god John, shut the fuck up you short bus riding freak.
by dave February 27, 2003

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