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1)A condition that can afflict a men after a period of unintentional abstainence.
Upon the event of a sexual encounter you become so overjoyed at the prospect that you prematurely ejaculate.Similtaneously initiating another prolonged spell of abstainence. 1)Peter:"I had a case of prodigal penis syndrome last nite"
Sam:"What happened this time man?" Peter:"She pulled off my trousers and a quart of cum was the only sight that greeted her!" Sam:"You've earned yourself another couple of months then." |
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| 30. | Loons | ||
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Pants, short for Pantaloons. I bought me some new loons today.
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| 31. | Plinkos | ||
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Long shorts or short trousers worn mostly by men with legs like golf clubs ar fat women-suited only to beachwear, but worn anywhere-even in pouring rain. Named after the game of the same name on The Price is Right when hosted by Joe Pasquale, with a chap dressed as a cod china man. Look at the state of that skinny eejit, imagine wearing plinkos to a supermarket!
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| 32. | Lucky Summer Buzz | ||
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A buzz cut so lucky it enables flowers to blossom in the winter, a lucky summer buzz is a short buzz cut usually gotten towards the end of june entering july most often the buzzcut is unexpected or otherwise "RANDOM" leaving the person looking like an idiot, most oftenly the lucky summer buzz is sported with lucky summer trousers and or a lucky summer treasure chest "hey did you that tool in there the lucky summer buzz?" "yeah man his trousers look fresh out of his lucky summer treasure chest"
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| 33. | wing-wah | ||
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Trousers that are lacking in the length department and hover around ones ankles, flapping like a birds wings in the wind, showing your socks and creating a down draft. Look at that fella's wing-wahs, he should put jam on his shoes and invite his pants down for breakfast.
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| 34. | F.T.N. | ||
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Short for 'Fuck the Navy'. Usually written as graffiti on the walls of U.S. Navy ship's heads (i.e., restrooms, shithouses, shitters), walls around chow lines, and wooden benches. It is often believed that these statements result from job frustration and the belief that the sailors' efforts are not appreciated by the sailors' superiors, family members, or the nation as a whole. More commonly, it arises from heterosexual frustration due to the fact that there are no women to sleep with when you are on a ship (Navy is 90% male, 10% female, and most of the women get cushy shore duty billets anyway). Petty Officer Shortshank bent down, unbuttoned his thirteen-button bell-bottom trousers (the stupidest pants in the history of pants), and repainted the toilet bowl a grim greenish, chocolate brown. He looked at the walls beside him, both of which were so close that they touched both of his elbows. On the starboard side was a glory hole and on the port side a piece of gum had been stuck onto the wall and formed into the shape of a nipple, surrounded by the words "This is the only tit you'll see today, squid." He did not, however, see any of that thin, pulpy shit paper he needed to wipe the smelly residue from last night's Schlitzfest from his hind quarters. Even the shitpaper holder had been ripped from the wall. In its place were the letters 'F.T.N.' Shortshank sighed and said, "You got that right.'
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| 35. | ankler | ||
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A person wearing trousers that are too short. The ankle may be showing bare, or with socks. Oh my god! look at that ankler over there.
Dude, you're totally ankling it today. |
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