short for 'I Don't Give A Fuck'
there are two forms of it- a response to any insult thrown at you, or a mental state of mind normally accompanied by a reckless state of acting like yourself unashamedly.
her: you suck
him: if i do, it not gonna be you. IDGAF
P. 1: Have you seen Derrick today? Hes acting like we're at a party, not like we're at school. talkin crazy shit and everything
P. 2: Hes clearly in an IDGAF state of mind today.
Empty-headed. Uncompanionable. Obscene. In case you can't tell, I'm making a direct reference to Cibitis. I guess I should start by saying that Cibitis sincerely yearns for the Oriental despotisms of pre-Hellenic times, the neolithic culture that preceded the rise of self-consciousness and egoism. By the same token, he abhors the current era, in which people are free to end his control over the minds and souls of countless people. In short, you don't need a preschool diploma to understand that as a dynamic, historical current, priggism has taken many different forms and has evolved dramatically in a variety of ways.
Zach omg r0lz is only worth 13 gold when he dies. This is such a cibitis game. I am never playing with him again!
|220.||The Random Game|
A game in which two participants go back and forth throwing out random words. It's not supposed to make much sense, and there isn't really a way to win unless you play the more risque version of the game.
In the risque version, the players still throw out random words, but at some point, one of the players (usually the one who proposed that they play the game) tells the other one a deep, dark secret. This secret may or may not involve the other person or their life, and the other person might come back with a secret of their own. The person with the deepest, darkest secret can "win," even though the random game isn't "winnable," per se.
The risque version is usually more common in forms of communication other than face-to-face, such as texting or IMing. The fact that the players are miles away from each other temporarily saves the secret-teller from a potential ass-kicking. The clean version can be played through just about any means.
Both versions can go on for theoretically any amount of time, although the risque version usually ends quickly due to the awkwardness/anger caused by the secret-telling.
Long story short, if someone asks you to play the random game.....they probably have a confession to make. I suggest you either brace yourself or decline the offer.
The Risque Version:
Jack: Hey bro, let's play the random game.
Tom: Okay, dude.
Jack: I fucked your sister the other night.
Tom: She fucked your brother that same day.
Tom: I win.
Molly: Let's play the random game!
Molly: I walked in on your husband doing it with a dude.
The clean version:
Billy: Let's play the random game!
(participants continue to say random words)
Fetish. Short for voraphilia which means to derive sexual arousal from performing, viewing, or receiving the mastication of and by an animate being/person; cannibalism. It is exclusively - with the exception of some underground communities - seen only in art and story form, where more difficult and impossible situations can be portrayed and shared safely within the Vore fetish communitymore...
Soft core Vore - involves swallowing a being whole, or just placing said being in the mouth. Involves no blood shed. The victim is often portrayed as a willing participant, though not always.
Hard core Vore - blood, bones, body parts, chewing, cooking, resistance
Size Vore - Where victim, viewer or eater are abnormally tiny or gigantic
Other forms of vore include...
Penis Vore - an entire being is placed or seen within the shaft, foreskin, or urethral opening of the penis.
Vaginal Vore - an entire being is placed or seen within the vulva or the vagina.
Anal Vore - an entire being is placed or seen within the rectum or bowels.
Pregnancy Vore - an entire being seen inside the belly of another being with distension as to appear that the latter is pregnant with the former by way of Soft core Vore, Anal Vore, Vaginal Vore or Penis Vore.
Appropriate reference is made to the Furry (humanized animal) fetish since the act of eating other animals is one part of the Furry allure. Most vore fetishists are into Furry; however, not all Furries are into vore.
A market with multiple firms producing several forms of jalapenos with fundamental differences that allow them to be sold at a price higher than where the marginal cost of producing them is equivalent to the marginal revenue of selling them in the short run would be considered Jalanopolistic Competition.
"Man my stocks in the Jalanopoly are shooting threw the roof" "Damn wish I would have invested"
|223.||special needs haircut|
One of the best possible pranks you can pull on someone who gets too drunk and falls asleep at a party. Various forms are possible but depend largely on the pre-existing haircut, the position the recipient has passed out in, how unconscious they are and the hair cutting devices available.
The classic is the bowl cut - hair above the ears is left untouched, hair below the ears is badly shaved down to about number 2. Ths should ideally be lopsided with a meander at the back of the head for maximum "specialness".
nb. it is a mortal sin to pull this prank on a woman due partly to the fact that all women everywhere will feel such sympathy for her that you will never get laid again, but mostly because women should never, ever have short hair.
Dude 1: Urgh, where am I? What time is it?
Dude 2: *Laughs uncontrollably*
Dude 1: (touching head) What? Huh? Why's my head shaved? Where's the mirr... A FUCKING SPECIAL NEEDS HAIRCUT??
Falcon Syndrome, or "Falcons" for short, may take years to develop, and, when in the final stages, may blind patient with hubris, ultimately leaving them unable to communicate in any form except self-flattery when reminded that not everyone who isn't from their town is retarded.
Side effects include, but are not limited to:
- Dependency on social media, i.e Twitter, Facebook, etc...
- A naive-ness to most forms of common sense and political correctness
- A lacking in maturity when not given what they want, which tends to be worsened by consumption of alcoholic beverages
"I heard she has Falcon Syndrome, but it doesn't seem like she knows!"
"I don't think she'll ever find out, the poor girl."
"Yo, dog, I hate to break it to you, but I think your girlfriend has Falcons."
"You're totally right, she won't get off Twitter. This is not good."