A hellhole of a job for any sane monkey. A yellow vehicle just asking to have its tires slashed. I mean c'mon I would love to see the bus driver trying to handle about twenty retards laughing and crying and crapping their pants!!!
No Jimmy don't run into oncoming traffic!! The cars don't want to play with you so get back on the short bus!
by Diana and Rachelle May 18, 2004
a drink made when you pour half a beer into a cup, next you add a splash of orange juice. finally you drop a shot of amaretto and chug. surely to get you messed up quickly.
Man those short buses really fucked me up last night.
by randaroo6722 April 01, 2008
what you ride everyday
you ride the short bus
by asdasdfasgsgf March 30, 2009
a person who is slow or is acting or behaving like they are alow and/or have no sense.
Why are you acting short bus?
Quit being short bus, go stupid?
by Ranissa June 25, 2006
A small shuttle bus used to transport lesser known VIPs not important enouph to merit a limousine service.
On Parliament Hill in Ottawa the lesser known politicians travel around by short bus.
by Bill the Cat April 29, 2008
The act of Double Fisting a Girl. Named the Short bus for multiple reasons, one being it would take a girl who is retarded to allow you to do it to her. The other you are putting 10 in here slightly more than the minivan which only seats seven.
I met this diry hooker who let me drive the short bus right up in her. The next day I had to take her back to the state home.
by Nick Scheib December 13, 2007
A person who feels the urge to ride a shortbus with the rest of the retards because he thinks he is one!
Randolfia Scazibus
by Shortbus January 26, 2004

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