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A hellhole of a job for any sane monkey. A yellow vehicle just asking to have its tires slashed. I mean c'mon I would love to see the bus driver trying to handle about twenty retards laughing and crying and crapping their pants!!!
No Jimmy don't run into oncoming traffic!! The cars don't want to play with you so get back on the short bus!
by Diana and Rachelle May 18, 2004
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From queer cinema; "The Shortbus".

To masturbate with legs in the air and ejaculate into ones own mouth
Oh my god, I had a good shortbus last night!
by Bellendy March 17, 2010
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What normal people may call.

THE RETARD ROCKET.
Did you see the retard rocket go down the hill, no wonder why they're dumb....they hit so many cars.
by Submerge October 03, 2003
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a friendly term used to describe some one that is a little show at catching on to things
Person 1: Dude, thanks for turning in my homework for me.
Person 2: No problem, short bus.
by Matt-fu January 29, 2009
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Like a school bus, except supplied with helmets and seat belts to give the illusion of safety. Usually a converted Chevy 3500 van, not a true bus.
Night school students ride the short bus to smoke weed on the way to school without fear.
by Shawn E. April 15, 2003
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If u cant figure out wat a short bus is then u should probably be riding on it.
by flash999 September 12, 2009
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A person who feels the urge to ride a shortbus with the rest of the retards because he thinks he is one!
Randolfia Scazibus
by Shortbus January 26, 2004
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