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shops around the corner 

He shops around the corner for sure sister!

Bass Pro Shops porn star 

Noun; A retired, wealthy enthusiast of bass fishing who will 'fuck' you 'in the ass' by selling you an electronic fish finder. In reality, the fish finder is a music stand duct taped to a Nintendo Gameboy, loaded with Primal Rage - a popular video game in the late 80s, early 90s.
Clyde: Got fuck't at da Bass Pro Shops agin. Hell, Chuck, he's like a porn star. A Bass Pro Shops porn star.

Bonnie: He fucks me all the time.

Clyde: What?!



Ukulele Shops 

the cyber world's easiest music instrument shop ... get the coolest ukulele brand made in the USA ... see how they stand strong while all others fall flat on their face
Attractive Beach Chic: I REALLY like your little ukulele ...

Beach Dude: thanks, I pluck its skinny little G-string (C, E and A, too) and it screams out the warmest vibes

Beach Chic: ooohhh, did you notice my little G-string bikini?

Beach Dude: Hey Soul Sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing you do, tonight ... but right now, I just wanna keep strummin'

Check out Ukulele Shops at:
www(dot)ukuleleshops.wordpress(dot)com
Ukulele Shops by UkuleleShops February 14, 2012

Take you to the shops 

As a code for saying 'cum' the slightly more polite phrase 'taken to the shops' can be used. Derived from saying i'd like to *PAUSE* to the shops with you to avoid using the word in the first place.
'Hey Cheryl Cole, I'd like to take you to the shops',
Cheryl- 'I've been waiting all my life for this'
This wouldn't actually be true, but hey, everyone can hope...

Candy shops 

This shops will open when election come all the politicians will give candies n cookies to all the voters
ha another candy shops just good to hear but will never achieve what a candy shops with broken promises
Candy shops by yik44 April 11, 2009

SPY SHOPS 

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Remember consulates closing Remember wars Remember university city hot bunking

Remember all Philadelphia city hall leaders prisoned and BurbsCo injustice in housing and social media deathing

Check all internet, satellite, towers, electronic stores in willow grove mall area chipping implementation

Check all hotels and rooming too
Just noticed at&t doing Hacking with special ops pc late at night dude from wanted list on fbi.gov especially celebrities. civil liberties Please contact nato America needs to be shutdown and all my Landlord's arrested especially celebrities targeting me on social media exposing war games hosted on Drexel University and university of Pennsylvania campus with reasons of closing art schools, hospitals, businesses, ceos, world leaders connected to Co intelligences spy shops headquarters ucity in the past history of investigation and information of exact bad apples celebrities and departments targeting people housing Corporate injustice illegal immigrants and the china threat and golden triangle are responsible for the violence of Philadelphia Confucius institute bullying disguised themselves as black people too
Please do something awesome for us
Your apartment is a spy shop. Housing now a days is a spy shop. Civil liberties against spy shops especially in housing
SPY SHOPS by BOYCOTT CHINA September 18, 2022